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  • Smucker’s offers Artemis II crewmembers a lifetime supply of Uncrustables upon splashdown

    The crew aboard the Artemis II requested Uncrustables upon their return to Earth. The Smucker’s brand just offered them a lifetime supply.

    Fortune
  • Eliot Engel, a 16-Term Bronx Liberal in Congress, Dies at 79

    After defeating a Democratic fixture in a 1988 primary, he rose to lead the House Foreign Affairs Committee, then was toppled himself in 2020, undone by an overheard comment.

    The New York Times
  • Renderings of 250-foot structure released

    Rep. Don Beyer said "President Trump is focused on a taxpayer-funded vanity project that would choke traffic, block our skyline, and tower over sacred ground."

    CNBC
  • Natasha Lyonne Connects Plane Incident After Euphoria Premiere to ICE

    Natasha Lyonne is continuing to call out those who escorted her off a plane after a red-eye flight incident following the Euphoria season 3 premiere.

    The Hollywood Reporter
  • Packers will trade WR Dontayvion Wicks to the Eagles

    The Eagles have made a trade involving a wide receiver, but it does not involve A.J.

    NBC Sports
  • Epstein survivors comment on Melania Trump statement : NPR

    The first lady made a public statement on Thursday saying she was not friends with Epstein, and calling for further action in Congress. Survivors of the late sex offender's abuse differ on her proposal.

    NPR
  • Artemis II splashdown live updates as NASA mission returns to Earth

    Splashdown for the Artemis II crew is expected Friday, April 10, off the California coast near San Diego. Follow along for the latest developments.

    USA Today
  • XChat, X's standalone messaging app, launching on iPhone and iPad next week

    XChat, the standalone messaging app from X, now has a release date. XChat will arrive on iPhone and iPad in...

    9to5Mac
  • ‘The Audacity’ is a brutal send-up of Bay Area tech culture

    Billy Magnussen plays a hyperactive, off-putting tech CEO in a fine, if often off-putting itself, comedy-drama based in Silicon Valley.

    San Francisco Chronicle
  • IMF chief concerned about cybersecurity risks posed by Anthropic's AI model Mythos: "Time is not our friend"

    Kristalina Georgieva, the head of the International Monetary Fund, called on key institutions to work together to manage cybersecurity risks.

    CBS News