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Husband arrested after woman fell overboard, went missing in Bahamas, police say
Police did not confirm whether he has been charged.
KOMOFirst Thing: Ceasefire in peril as Israel assaults Lebanon and Iran blocks oil tankers
Iran and mediator Pakistan say ceasefire includes Lebanon but Israel and US disagree. Plus, how Korean fried chicken took over the world
The GuardianEU’s Kallas urges ‘heavy-handed’ Israel to end strikes in Lebanon
Top diplomat’s criticism comes as Iran threatens to abort a ceasefire deal if Israel doesn’t also stop its attacks against Hezbollah.
politico.euJimmy Kimmel Spells Out Why Trump's Iran Negotiations Won't Work In 1 Brutal Dig
The late night host turned the Trump administration into a punch line, and the joke seemed to go right over his audience members' heads.
HuffPost3 Russian Submarines Detected Near Britain Were Spying, U.K. Says
John Healey, the defense secretary, said the vessels were gathering information about undersea pipelines, and said he believed President Vladimir V. Putin “would want us to be distracted by the Middle East.”
The New York TimesTrump's journey from 'annihilation' to 'PEACE' in one day rested on realization of a long-term battle to control Strait of Hormuz
“This would be an indefinite operation ... be ready to do this for 20 years. We didn't think we were going to be in Afghanistan for 20 years."
FortuneNATO's Mark Rutte faces Trump over US-Israel war on Iran
NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte has weathered a fresh ordeal with President Donald Trump. This time over the U.S.
AP NewsGary Woodland is trying to win the Masters while fighting anxiety so severe he thinks someone is ‘trying to kill me’
Gary Woodland is back at Augusta for the first time since 2024 and he is highly emotional; he also thinks that somebody might try to kill him.
CNNThe NBA’s 12 best rookies this season, ranked, including 2026 Rookie of the Year pick
Let’s rank the best rookies in the NBA this season.
SB NationEuropean Leaders Demand That U.S. Cease-Fire With Iran Include Lebanon
Britain, France and the European Union condemned Israel’s strikes targeting Hezbollah in the country, saying these threatened the truce.
The New York Times