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  • Sysco to Acquire Jetro Restaurant Depot to Expand into Higher-Margin, Growing, and Resilient Cash & Carry Channel

    Transaction Combines Two Complementary Food-Away-From-Home Industry Leaders to Create Preeminent U.S. Multi-Channel Foodservice Distribution PlatformTransaction Expected to be Immediately Accretive to Margins, EPS, and Free Cash Flow and Deliver SynergiesCash & Carry is a Large, Growing, Attractive, and Complementary

    Sysco
  • Amazon nations are uniting to save the dorado catfish, which has the world’s longest freshwater migration

    The dorado catfish makes a 7,000-mile round trip through the Amazon. Its epic migration route is being choked by dams and river fragmentation, but a new action plan could protect it.

    CNN
  • Trump’s border czar says ICE agents to remain at airports until ‘those airports are secure’ - US politics live

    Tom Homan comments come after president instructed DHS to immediate pay airport security staff amid ongoing travel chaos caused by partial shutdown

    The Guardian
  • Trump is weighing all options on Iran's Kharg Island

    President Trump said the U.S. could "take the oil in Iran" and that he was considering sending U.S. forces to seize Kharg Island's oil terminal.

    NPR
  • This men’s Final Four promises monster lineups, but UConn is a different kind of beast

    In Indianapolis, three extremely large teams will be looking to transform light trophy cases. And then there's the six-time champs.

    The New York Times
  • Men’s Final Four power rankings: How do Illinois, UConn, Arizona and Michigan stack up?

    UConn and Illinois are both more than good enough to avoid Saturday's Michigan-Arizona nightcap being a de facto championship game.

    The New York Times
  • 2026 NFL Mock Draft: Flipping Everything Upside Down

    Our latest 2026 NFL mock draft flips everything upside down, as this is one of the more unpredictable NFL Draft's in recent memory.

    Sports Illustrated
  • Microsoft pulls KB5079391 Windows update over install issues

    Microsoft has pulled a buggy Windows 11 non-security preview update to investigate a known issue that triggers 0x80073712 errors during installation.

    BleepingComputer
  • Tennis LIVE: Jannik Sinner beats Jiri Lehecka to win Miami Open final

    Jannik Sinner has beaten Jiri Lehecka to win the Miami Open final and complete the Sunshine Double

    Daily Express
  • One UI 9 may bring a tap to share feature like Apple's NameDrop

    Samsung is building a new Tap to share feature that's similar in form and function to Apple's NameDrop feature. - SamMobile

    SamMobile