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Breaking Stories (US)

  • Eli Lilly (LLY) earnings Q1 2026

    Lilly hiked its full-year sales outlook by $2 billion, and also raised its adjusted profit guidance.

    CNBC
  • 2026 NFL Draft grades: An analytical look at the biggest winners and losers

    The Browns and Jets aced the 2026 draft. But not every team fared so well last weekend in Pittsburgh.

    The New York Times
  • Coast Guard operating in "crisis" as DHS shutdown halts pay in May, cuts power, strains missions overseas

    The Coast Guard will run out of funding to pay personnel on May 1, with the first missed paychecks expected May 15.

    CBS News
  • To catch colorectal cancer early, advocates push to make 'poop talk' OK

    It's a very treatable form of cancer if caught early, yet younger adults rarely get screened. Patient advocates want more people to talk to their doctors about risk factors and number two.

    NPR
  • Civilians or Hezbollah: Who did Israel hit on Lebanon’s ‘Black Wednesday’?

    Israel says it targeted Hezbollah, but experts say the evidence proves otherwise.

    Al Jazeera
  • Ukraine Strikes Deep Inside Russia Amid Talks Of Temporary Cease-Fire

    Ukraine has hit an oil facility and industrial site in Russia's Perm region, roughly 1,500 kilometers from the Ukrainian border, according to Russian officials, as US President Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin discussed a potential temporary cease-fire aimed at pausing the four-year war in Ukraine.

    Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty
  • 2 winning Powerball tickets hit jackpot worth $143 million, dozens of others win $2 million and $1 million: See where all the lucky tickets were sold

    Luckiest drawing ever? In addition to the jackpot winners, Powerball's site shows there were 62 tickets that hit $1 million and 27 tickets that won $2 million.

    WKYC
  • Environmental disaster fears grip Russia as Ukraine targets oil refineries

    Ukrainian forces have hammered one of Russia’s largest sites in Tuapse, causing oil spills and black rain.

    Al Jazeera
  • FBI details motive of Brown University shooter: 'Victims were symbolic'

    The FBI says the Brown shooter acted alone and targeted victims he saw as symbols of his personal shortcomings.

    WCVB
  • Attacks on Jewish Targets in Europe Suggest Hybrid Warfare

    Officials are investigating similar attacks across Europe, all claimed by a shadowy Islamist group that may be using low-cost, unsophisticated methods to sow fear in Jewish communities.

    The New York Times