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  • UK gathers countries to discuss reopening the Strait of Hormuz

    Thirty-five countries are set to meet Thursday to discuss ways of reopening the Strait of Hormuz. This vital shipping route has been shut to most traffic by the U.S.

    AP News
  • World's oldest known tortoise, Jonathan, still alive despite reports of death

    A widely circulated social media post purporting to belong to the tortoise's vet has been revealed to be a hoax.

    BBC
  • There was a bit of toilet trouble on NASA's Artemis 2 mission to the moon

    NASA's Artemis 2 moon mission astronauts have reported some toilet trouble with their new space potty.

    Space
  • Hawaii doctor accused of trying to kill wife on hiking trail testifies he was defending himself

    Gerhardt Konig, 47, is accused of beating his wife, Arielle Konig, with a rock on the Pali Puka Trail on Oahu on March 24, 2025.

    ABC News
  • Megan Thee Stallion

    Megan Thee Stallion has spoke out with a message to fans following her hospitalization on Tuesday night (March 31).

    billboard.com
  • DNC and top Democratic leaders sue Trump over mail-in voting executive order

    A coalition of major Democratic groups sued the Trump administration, seeking to strike down an executive order that would exert more federal influence over mail-in voting — including by creating lists of citizens who are eligible to vote.

    CBS News
  • Tsunami warning lifted after 7.4-magnitude earthquake hits Indonesia

    Locals are reckoning with the aftermath of the quake, which damaged buildings and caused at least one death.

    bbc.com
  • Case closed: DNA evidence links serial killer Ted Bundy to new victim

    DNA evidence has linked prolific serial killer Ted Bundy to a new victim – more than three decades after his execution.

    KIRO 7 News Seattle
  • 1 Mets (Apr 1, 2026) Game Recap

    Expert recap and game analysis of the St. Louis Cardinals vs. New York Mets MLB game from April 1, 2026 on ESPN.

    ESPN
  • Voice actor known for 'Bob's Burgers' identified as victim pulled from NH crash

    The driver pulled from a burning car crash in New Hampshire Tuesday morning has been identified as a comedian known for his role in the animated TV comedy, "Bob's Burgers."

    WCVB